Friday, January 1, 2010

On the Importance of Printer Settings

Picture this. Crockett, 2009. The day after Christmas. Mike buys oysters only at this time of year and wants to know how to cook them. I am the last person on the planet you'd want to ask because I don't cook things I don't like. And I don't like oysters or turnips. For much the same reason, they're slimy.

Anyway, back to the post. This is what happens when you attempt to print a recipe called Fried Slimy Oysters (yes, I added the descriptor) and don't check your printer settings. I thought it should have been titled, What a Waste of $60 on a Gallon of Slime that Nobody in his Right Mind is Going to Eat Anyway, but what do I know.

So that it is not a total waste of ink and photo paper, I'm calling this postcard Flotsam & Jetsam #22 and mailing it off to some lucky recipient, who most likely will say that not only is it a total waste of ink and photo paper, but also a waste of a perfectly good 28 cent stamp.

1 comment:

  1. Oh wow I see your 2010 has started off really well my dear . LOL !!!